Have you heard the story of a man took the train from Paris to Rome. When he got on he said to the guard: "I really need you to do me a favour. I have to get off this train in Milan but I'm very tired and for sure I will fall asleep. So what I want you to do is wake me up in Milan because I have to close a business deal there and it is very important for me. Here is 100 Euros for the favour. But I warn you that sometimes when people wake me up I get really violent. No matter what I do or say you have got to get me out of this train in Milan. Is that clear?"
So the guard agreed and took the 100 Euro. Later, as the man had said, he fell asleep, but when he woke up he realised that he was in Rome. He got absolutely mad at the guard.
"Are you stupid or something? I paid you 100 Euro to wake me up in Milan. You didn't. I want my money back!"
While the man was yelling at the guard two other passengers who had made the same journey were looking somewhat amazed. One turned to the other and says:
Man 1: "Look at this guy! He is mad!"
Man 2: "Yeah! He's almost as mad as the poor chap they forcibly made to get off the train in Milan. They look similar too!
Go by air next time!