Now it is true that Michael O'Leary has been promoting some odd things recently, but Israel?
He should take himself a ride on El Al.
If he still wants to go ahead Jackie Mason needs to be engaged as an interpreter.
As regards queuing that is a word alien to any Israeli. In any event the first one on board will want to reserve all the seats for his family. And the airlines luggage rules are bound to cause serious rows at Ben Gurion airport.
The customers (the new buzz word - but we are not sure that Michael knows about it) will just about stay in their seats for the safety briefing. After being told by the captain either sit down or get off! That is if anyone can hear over the chatter.
Then Sadie in row one will find her long lost cousin in row 18.
Does O'Leary think that he will make any money from in-flight sales? Forget it. The usual ham sandwiches will have to be saved for tomorrow's flight to Lumezia (where-ever that is). And Israelis are not drinkers. He's also forgotten that if there is one thing the Israelis are good at it is security. Quick turn-arounds are just not on.