Well it”s not quite Seville ” now that would have been something ” but a new barbershop has opened at Munich Airport”s Terminal 2.
Brants Barber & Shop ” it”s unclear what the ”shop” bit means ” is the latest addition to the Bavarian gateway and comes replete with an impressive bit of blurb from the good people of Munich.
”Brants Barber & Shop exudes the kind of assured masculinity that”s become rare in these modern, hectic times,” it twitters. ”With its elegant, polished steel and dark wood interior, reminiscent of days when movers and shakers started their business day with a shave at the barbershop, Brants caters exclusively to the ”international male,” who wants to arrive at his destination with nary a hair out of place.”
Quite apart from having to look up ”nary,” ” I knew Germans were good English speakers, but ”nary?” - what on earth is an ”international male?” And women, fear not, Munich Airport has reassured them they can ”stop pouting,” as there are plenty of shops nearby.
