12 December 2022, etc.venues Monument, London
Business Travel Show Europe, presented by The BTN
21 November, London Hilton Metropole
I N C I D E N T A L L Y: Swing Low Sweet Chariot
An Australian family of rugby supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. Whilst in a sports shop, the young son picks up an England rugby shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for Christmas."
His sister is outraged and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother."
Off goes the little lad with the white rugby shirt in hand and finds his mother.
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for Christmas."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father."
Off he goes with the rugby shirt in hand and finds his father.
The father is outraged and also promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car, heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you Aussie xxx's."
(via Eric Popp of Isis Aviation)