12 December 2022, etc.venues Monument, London
Business Travel Show Europe, presented by The BTN
21 November, London Hilton Metropole
Tower: "Say fuel state."
Pilot: "fuel state."
Tower: "Say again."
Give me your fuel!"
Pilot: "Sorry, need it myself..."
"What's the purpose of the propeller?"
"To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!"
And just in case you have not heard the one going the rounds.
The good news is that Saddam Hussein has been put on trial and is expected to face the death penalty. The bad news is that David Beckham will take it.