Only in America ” do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ” do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ” do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ” do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ” do they use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ” do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Only in America ” is it impossible to take an overseas scheduled flight from Mid Continental International Airport. And of course the new MidAtlantic Airways does not fly over any water.