A couple met on a golf course, and fell in love. A few weeks later, the guy said, "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a golf nut. I live, eat, breath, and sleep golf."
The lady explained, "Since we are being honest here, I have something to tell you. I'm a hooker."
The guy bore down on the ground, thought for a minute, and then looked up, and with a long instructive gaze reflected, "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."