I N C I D E N T A L L Y: Murphy”s Law for the business traveller
Priority luggage usually means it's the last off.
The guy in the row ahead of you will always take the last copy of the paper.
”Sorry but there is no more lamb left but we do have some delicious egg mayonnaise”. And when pushed as to the quality of the alternative the cabin staff member explains that he/she has not tested it "but my colleague has."
Actually they didn't load the red wine you have selected. But we do have some nice white instead.
No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late.
And if you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as soon as the laptop comes out.
If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the rest room.
The crying baby on board your flight is always seated just behind you.
The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
At a certain London airport the late arrival is always just after the last train has departed!