I N C I D E N T A L L Y:
ABTN will probably get some complaints about our selection for INCIDENTALLY but we thought we might finish this week as follows:
Two women travellers, obviously nervous about their flight, bought some flight insurance at the terminal. They couldn't decide who to name as beneficiaries however. They ended up each naming the other and happily boarded the aircraft.
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On a recent flight an elderly woman kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing tip light.
Finally, she rang for the cabin steward. "I'm sorry to bother you." she said. "But I think you should inform the pilot that his left turn indicator is on and has been for some time."
Finally, and bearing in mind that this comment will be lost on future generations.
Two ladies were boarding a BA Concorde at JFK bound for London. As the pilot greeted them, the one said: "Now don't you go flying faster than sound the whole time - we want to talk some too."