INCIDENTALLY: Computer problems
The computer”s swallowed grandma,
Yes, honestly it”s true
She pressed ”Control” and ”Enter”
And disappeared from view.
It”s devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
Maybe she”s caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm!
I”ve searched through the Recycle Bin
And files of every kind,
I”ve even used the Internet
But nothing can I find.
In desperation I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine,
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found ”on line”.
So, if inside your ”index”
My grandma you should see,
Please ”Scan”, ”Copy” and ”Paste” her
In an e-mail back to me.