INCIDENTALLY: Keeping Fit
Did you hear of the pilot who suddenly felt vibrations coming from within his transatlantic jet. Neither he nor his companion on the flight deck could discover the cause. Everything was normal on the panels.
He declared an emergency and then switched on the cabin communication system. ”Ladies and gentlemen I regret to inform you that due to a minor technical problem the aircraft will have to divert to Iceland. Could you please return to your seats and ensure that your safety belts are on”.