Business Travel Show Europe Kick Off, 23 February,
Global Travel Risk Summit Europe, May 2023,
3rd Annual Sustainable Business Travel Summit
In a Bangkok temple: "It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man."
Doctors office, Rome: "Specialist in women and other diseases."
Dry cleaners, Bangkok: "Drop your trousers here for the best results."
In a Nairobi restaurant: "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."
On the main road to Mombasa leaving Nairobi: "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
On a Cairo poster: "Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help."
In a city restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."
A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer in New York: "Do not activate with wet hands."
In a London cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: "guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed."
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
Hotel, Yugoslavia: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
Hotel, Japan: "you are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox monastery: "you are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian composers, artists, and writers are buried daily. Except Thursday."
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: "we take your bags and send them in all directions."
A laundry in Rome: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
AND FROM LAST WEEK
We”ve been inundated with airport names including Washington National Airport, named after Ronald Reagan. It has also been pointed out that the Democrats want equal time but so far have not come up with anybody with a reputation for a smooth landing. Bill Clinton is a no no. Cologne/Bonn is officially - Konrad Adenauer Airport, Berlin -Tegel Otto Lilienthal, Atlanta - Hartsfield Jackson and there is John Wayne, Orange County. In the UK we have of course Robin Hood International which is nowhere near Nottingham. The subject is closed unless someone has a really bright offering.